girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
just a tip for all you bachelors out there: you don’t have to pay for dinner if the restaurant is on fire
"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you"
fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??
whenever someone tries to tell you that friday the 13th is unlucky just remember that park jimin of bts was born on friday the 13th and he is quite possibly the greatest gift to be placed on earth
i am so cute and bitter
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
roses are yugioh
violets are yugioh
everything is yugioh
yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
Remember when bap were badass freedom fighter aliens and bangtan were rebel schoolboys rappin abt the flawed education system and now they just make songs whining abt girls
*stays alive just in case things get better*
imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged
think of how different the punishments would be